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There will be quotes with unfiltered swearing!


I wear glasses and I'm still blind

Me

It's not 'Immature', It's 'I'm mature'

Me

My point is, it doesn't have to end with the game, you know?

u/Hectab

I excel at being useless.

Nagato

I knew i should have thrown myself off the roof while i had the chance

Nagato

I don't think I'm as smart as my mom tells me I am.

WTForecast splash

'Best normal type'

That Spinda looks weird

u/Lordomi42

Makoto Teddie Teddie
Teddie Teddie

It can't be argued.

Cheesepower5, @ GameFAQs Persona Q board "What is the 'best' team."

You mean where do donuts come from? They're born from love. Love meets dough, and...!

Rei, Persona Q

Wicke is thicker than a snicker, walking around in her Fuck-You-Up heels like your aunt when she's 8 margaritas deep into the luau.

Straw Hat Samurai, Not All Pokemon Are Created Equal

Nanu's cheekbones have exactly as much definition on his face as his nose does, which would be frightening in real life. He also has the sunken eyes of a man who stopped caring about anything a long while ago. He ran out of shits to give so long ago, he's forgotten what a shit even looks like.

Straw Hat Samurai, Not All Pokemon Are Created Equal

I'm tempted to take up drinking, or give up drinking, whichever will make me more miserable.

Straw Hat Samurai, Not All Pokemon Are Created Equal

I've been biting my tongue for too long, and it's starting to go numb.

Straw Hat Samurai, Not All Pokemon Are Created Equal

Pain... It reminds me that I'm alive.

Kiriko, 100% Orange Juice

Don't touch me, or there'll be a fatality... And it'd be mine.

Kiriko, 100% Orange Juice

I've got a cramp in my vernacular.

Emile "Chuggaaconroy"

This is like a wheel in my pants, fricking drives me nuts

u/jorph

I think this is the first time I’ve ever been confused and amused at the same time...
...comused?

u/_KiwiKing_

people say to call 911 when im in trouble but i call bullshit instead

Foxelarnettx, 2019

When did I give you the right... to draw me with a heart?

u/iLoveBacon2Much

the one who drowns the most is probably my stupid ass

u/Wizedex

FUCK Cobalion

shit looks better than his actual design

motherfucking horse wearing two pairs of boots. croissant eyebrows, because musketeers are french, rite? HUMAN BACK LEGS.

the fuck

Solid Samus

PS4 IS DYING
XBOX IS BLEEDING
CALL THE AMBULANCE
WII U WII U WII U WIIU

Itz Ozz

I hate this game I got too attached to the main character and died. On level three. I wish I was dead. Graphics were cute though

Jqidhhapahb nMandbbre, review "Mixed Feelings" on mobile game Cat Bird

They probably had it planned for the hypothetical third version(s) before deciding not to do them. Maybe they'll give it out as a random event, or maybe we'll have to wait 10 years for Xtra X and YetAgain Y to get it.

abcDSBT, @ GameFAQs Pokemon Sun board

Duwangboi posted...
I think i'm about to go into cardiac arrest with these dumb names

Diey die confirmed for smash

Akubarix, @ GameFAQs Pokemon: Let's Go, Pikachu! board "Baddy Bad is a move...?"

Tea is leaf juice.

Ouro Kronii

I love this pokemon. I love its little face. I love that there's two of those little faces. I showed my mom Vanilluxe while I was catching a Vannillish and she was like 'oh that ones a double-scoop.' don't know what else to say other than fuckin superb you funky lil ice-cream cone. 10/10

littlebirdofprey

pls tell whoever's controlling this simulation to include sustainable, long-term productivity in my coding, thanks

Beans

I hope your code is not as bad as last time

DoruDev

Hello? Is this game on? Am I all alone? Or is there a level 75... dinosaur here? In the baby starting area?

videogamedunkey

Kiara: Kobo have you ever been to Europe before?
Kobo: My what?

Takanashi Kiara and Kobo Kanaeru

Defeated. To death. You can tell because there are X's where its eyes should be.

Abomasnow, Starter Squad

Oh I see internet. We ALL hate food pokemon until its a cute bread dog. I SEE. Your true colors are revealed. Vanilluxe walked so Fidough could run. Hope you all remember that when the reckoning comes and you meet me in THE PIT.

Angel Sami

dang girl are you a watermelon because I have the urge to spit you out because I shouldn't be eating watermelon nor people

Zekko

All work and no play makes life terribly mundane.

Lisa, Genshin Impact